Favorite joke of 2014
Some people say I look like this guy by MrLegenDarius
OH MY GOD YES
Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?
um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it
One of the best cosplays at this year’s Comic-Con. [via]
Date someone who looks at you the way Mark Ruffalo looks at Paul Rudd.
"How you got three women to marry you, I’ll never know."
We still haven’t even gotten past the 19th century yet around here.
I love you @pascalispunk . Photo courtesy of ms Natalie Dormer
attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon
Cosmo tip inspired by 50 Shades #2: Stab him in the ass with a fork.